{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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