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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}

{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}

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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}

{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}

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